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If a Baby Talks ...

I went to one of my friends house last week, he is having a 1 and half year old baby boy, who looks so cute and chubby, and no one can just resist to squeeze his chubby cheeks at the first sight. I know my friends family for a long time and after a gap of more than a year i am going to their house. This little boy was first puzzled to see this mirror-cracking material and since that was a saturday i did not have my shave too, and he would have started comparing me with all the animals he saw at the zoo and looked at me as if he did not see this kind of a monkey there. I had got him a remote control car and called him near me and then gave him that and after that moment he got very close to this "monkey", i just thought that bribery bug bits a man very early in his life.
I was casually discussing with my friend for a while and later started this pathetic hungama, that poor kid was asked to do what all he knows in front of me, i really dont understand why these parents behave so weired, what are they going to gain out of all these advertisements ? we all know that kids are smart and loveble, but they should also understand the feelings of that kid na, you should have seen that little one face, he was almost in tears at the end of his last trick. As usually the "pithukuli" inside me came out and here spells his imagination, if a Baby talks ....

Parents: Dei ... maama ku good morning chollu maa ...
Baby: Dei naadhari, saaingaalam 7 maniku endha loosaavadhu Good Morning sollumaa ?
Guest: Enna da, muzhikara ... good morning chollu maama ku
Baby: Engappan thaan loosu naa, neeyum loosaadaa ? yaen daa sotta naayae, nee munna pinna good morningae ketadhillayaa ?
Parents: Hey maama ku kannu enga nu kaatudaa chellam ?
Baby: Yaen andha potta naayiku adhu teriyaadhaa ? Yov idhelaam too muchu sollitaen ....

Baby shows where the eye is ....

Guest: Wowww, kai kudu kai kudu ... superaa kaamichutiyae ... good boy
Baby: Aamaam, naanga ivaruku NASA la irrukara rocket a kaamichutom paaru, ivaru paaraatraaru ... moodevi
Parents: Chellam ... maadu eppadi maa kathum ?
Baby: Hmmm, vaayaala thaan, idhu enna da kostin ... rascal ...
Guest: Nokku maadu maadhiri kooda katha teriyumaaa, enga maamaa ku kathi kaami pa, pleaseeeee
Baby: Dei ... neeyae oru eruma maadu, unakku naa maadu maadhiri kathi kaatanumaa ? Vitaa paal karandhu kaata solluva polarukae ?
Baby shouts .... hhhmmmmaaaaaaaa

Guest: Very good very good ... apporam vera ennalaam teriyum kutty ku ...
Baby: Naara payalae ... chumaa ilaama eduthu vera kudukariyaa, paradesi ... engappan loalaai thanam thaanga mudiyaadhae daa ...
Parents: Kuttymaa ... Aadu eppadi maa kathum ?
Baby: Iyayooo ... vitaa discovery channel la vara ella animal maadhiriyum kathi kaata solluvaanga polrukae ... aandavaa enna kaapaathu ...
Guest: Oh, aadu maadhiri kooda kathuviyaa ... very good very good ...
Baby: Naa aadu maadhiriyum kathuvaen ... kazhudha maadhiriyum midhipaen ... venumaa ?

Baby Shouts ... hmmmaaaaeeeeee

Parents: Maamaa ku shake-hand kududaa chellam ...
Baby: Yov ... ivalo neram nee sonnadhelaam senjaen, aanaa idha mattum seiya sollaadhayaa ... indha panni kelaam kai kuduka mudiyaadhu yaa ... plsssss
Parents: Hmm ... kududaa ...

Guest is extending his hands towards the baby

Baby: Iyooo ... enna yaaryumae purinjuka maateengalaa ... indha maamaa moochaa poitu kaiyae alambaradhillayae ... ivanuku naa eppadi kai kudukaradhu ... :-((

Baby refuses to shake hands ... ushaarrr baby :)

Parents: Cheri ... thaatha eppadi maa umaachi kumbuduvaa ?
Baby: Ummachi kiitayae poi sera vendiya thaathaa eppadi umaachi kumbuduvaa nu ketkariyae ... idhu unakkae nalla irrukaa ...
Parents: Umaachiii ... kaapaathu ... (eduthu kudukaraangalaam ...)
Guest: Thaathaa umaachi kumbadarachae ... nee thaan mani aatuviyaa ?
Baby: Dei sotta naayae ... naa jetty podaati ... eppavumae mani thaan daa aatuvaen ... gilmaava kostin ketkaadha daa ...

Baby: ummmchii ... kapthuuuu ... (mazhalai innum pogala)

Parents: Seri .. maama ku orae thadava "ballaelakka ballaelakka" paadi kaatu maa ...
Baby: Hmm ... ivaru periya AR Rehman, naa paadi kaamicha udanae, avaroda adutha padathula enna chance kuduka poraaru ...
Guest: Ballaelakkaa ... Ballaelakkaa ... Selathukaaa .... (paadi kaataraaru)
Baby: Iyooo thaangala, nee paadaadha ... kazhudha katharaa maadhiri irruku, SPB enna azhagaa paadirukaaru ...

Baby: Baleeka ... Baleeeka ... thirpithikaaaa .... (with dance movements)
Guest: Adi kutty thangamae ... superdi chellaam ... vaa vaa vaa vaa ... (ne takes the baby on his lap)
Baby: Maganae, ivalo neram unaala thaanae da enga appan indha torture a potaan, indhaa vaangiko ... uuussssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Baby finished his nature call on that guest's lap and smiles at him :-))

Parents: Ada kutty ... maama pantala choo choo poitiyaaa ... adha chellamae ...
Baby: Happily sings baleekaaa baleekaa ..... and runs into his room
Guest: Ghhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Comments

  1. hahahaha..
    This is HILARIOUS!!!!!
    chance illla!
    Kudos!

    ReplyDelete

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