Feb 27, 2008

Doctor's Strike ...

Hmmm, i at times wonder is a doctor profession so nobel ? may be it was nobel few decades ago, but now doctor's are behaving as equal as politicians, both of them forget the fact that they are doing a service to this country and its citizens. I really dont understand what could be so important for a doctor than saving a patient's life ? That too these junior doctors often go on strike, i think they are unable to get out of their college and hence practicing such strikes even after they got into their profession. What are they gaining by protesting against some MP or MLA or government by frying themselves under hot sun and screaming from the bottom of their stomach ? during this time if a patient dies can they bring back that life ? if they have that supernatural power then i encourage them to be on strike as long as they can....


Doctor's respected next to GOD as they alone have the capability to save a human's life, why cant they understand their importance in the society ? Yes, i do understand the fact that they have spent a good amount of money in getting into this profession, but making money alone should not be their motive, first they have to practice well and then come out with a rich experience to serve others, but most of the doctors are either busy participating in any strike and some of them are busy in "sight-seeing" fellow female doctors (beautiful girls alone), and keep very less concentration on the patient they are examining. Its a law by itself that doctor's are meant to do service to the society, and they should not bring in cast or religion or color or social status into their mind when they are treating a patient.

I request all the junior doctors to concentrate more on their studies and less on such "extra curricular activities" you people are called "Messenger's of GOD" its not that you will take care of sending us back to GOD, its the kind of respect we ordinary people give you, so know your limits and continue your honerable service to this country. I am not meaning that the entire Doctor's community is like that, its only for the young professionals who are getting caught inbetween political pressure and professional pressure and do something silly like this. I hope these kinds of strike's do not happen in future and last but not the least, please dont go again for a strike after reading this blog, this is just my personal opinion and it does not carry any weightage.


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Burning a National Flag ...

I still dont understand the logic behind someone burning a national flag ? What are they gaining out of it ? I recently saw a news broadcast where a group of people where burning the US national flag. You should have visited USA to see how well they respect their country and their national flag, you can see flags hoisted almost at all houses in the US, they treat that more than anything. I am sure any country will respect its national flag, and its is one important thing which is given very high importance in any country. I still remember the incident which happened in chennai.

A college student was wearing a jeans pant which had almost all the countries flags and unfortunately he had our tri-color printed big near his A**, and you should have see the way our public punished him, they removed his pants and made him stand with his inner wears on a hot sunny day and that too on a busy traffic road.

Flags are nothing but symbolic representation of any country's pride, so for whatsoever be the reason lets stop burning flags, let it be any country, i just can see it being burnt, by doing that, you are not burning a piece of cloth, you are burning the feelings and centiments of that particular country men, so lets stop all this and first try to act like a human, then you can act like an activist. If i see anyone burning my country's flag in front of me, i would not dare to kill him on the spot, i am so passionate about that, and we should understand that this will be the emotional reaction of any citizen of any country when he sees his national flag being burnt. Lets salute and respect other nations, be it our enemy or friend, give respect to their centiments and feelings.


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Feb 25, 2008

Break ...

Ah, i know it would not be a surprise to all, but i need to give you all a "Break" from reading my so called interesting blogs, currently my mind is occupied with so many other important things which i need to priotorize in my life, so putting the balme on the "time factor" I have decided to go off blogging for a while and also i should admit the very main fact being, "I am running out of steam / ideas" to write in my blog, and its reached the level where I myself dont feel anything "FUNNY" in my blog, then imagine the fate of the readers ? so till i get my steam rolling and ideas flushing in my mind i will not post any articles. In the mean time I might do some cosmetic changes like changing the colors, adding new images, etc etc, its really hard to miss my blog just like that you see. I will also continue to send songs to my readers if they "Shout at Me" in the shout box.
I dont know uptill when i will be off, but till then its Good bye from me and i sincerely thank all my friends and buddies who have motivated me to write ... I dunno, i may even come back the very next week in a cruel way, so till this devil is back to blogging ... you guys just enjoy your life ....
Sat

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Feb 24, 2008

Comment Adikaroam la ...

Varun: Hey Kavya, inga vaayaen vaasal la oru kutty kozhandha enna azhagaa irruku paaraen
Kayva: dei, nee nejamaavae kozhandhayaa thaan paarkariyaa or adha vechundu irrukara amma va paarkariyaa ? ...

Varun: chee chee, sathiyamaa kozhndhaya thaan pa paarkaraen
Kavya: unnelaam namba mudiyaadhu daa ... adhaan ketaen
Varun: serious aa sollanum naa ... amma maadhiri kuzhandha azhagaa irruku
Kavya: nenachaen, indha aambal pasanga budhiyae ippadi thaanae pogum
Varun: aamaam neenga mattum pasangala sightae adika maateengalaakum
Kavya: seri, nee sight adikarachae enna yaen naduvula izhukara ? naa edhuku karadi maadhiri ?
Varun: Illa naa mattum ninnu sight adikarathuku oru maadhiri yaa irruku, kooda neeyum irrundhaa, innum focussed aa adikalaam paaru
Kavya: unelaam thiruthavae mudiyaadhu ... ekaedo kettu po, enna koopadaadha
Varun: naa enna paritsha paper aa thirutharathuku or thakaaliyaa kettu porathuku ?
Kavya: seri unakku ippo enna venum, yaen arukara ippadi ?
Varun: hmmm, nee sema "katta" paaru adhaan arukaraen
Kavya: iyaa joku .... "eeee" sirichutaen porumaa ?
Varun: please, naalailendhaavadhu pallu theyu maa, sirichaa ore manjalaa irruku
Kavya: seringa aapeecer, neenga venumaa thechu vidareengalaa ?
Varun: naa kazhudhai kelaam pallu thechu vidara pazhakam illayae ...
Kavya: but naa kazhudhai kitta thaanae pallu thechu vida sollaraen ...
Varun: seri, bathroom thekara brush eduthutu vaa thechu vidaraen ...
Kavya: ippo edhuku nee ivalo sathamaa pesara nu naa terinjukalaamaa ?
Varun: mandu ... ivalo neram naa adicha comments a rasichi rasichu sirichudhu teriyumaa ?
Kavya: yaaru ? andha kozhandhayaa ?
Varun: illa, adhoda amma
Kavya: chases him inside the house madly with a broomstick!!!!


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Forgiving is Life ...

Both Kavya and Varun were happy with their married life and things were going fine, untill the day when Varun's parents came to their place to stay with them. Just because Varun was very particular in marrying Kavya, and also they had no other choice, Varun's parents accepted his proposal and went on with the marriage. Varun's mom was having this at the back of her mind and was just waiting for the right time to show her command and make sure that Kavya too feels the heat. As usualy Kavya was very busy in the kitchen preparing the breakfast cum lunch, now she has to do something great to impress her MIL and to get into her good books, she too knows that Varun's mom was not that happy with this marriage. She knews that her FIL is a sugar patient and would want to have his food at regular intervals, so she called him onto the dining table and started to server him some hot fluffy idli's, there came Varun's mom rushing towards the dining table with a big scream ...

Who asked you to serve him Idli ? This has very high glucose content as its been made out of rice, i really dont know what you are doing at your office without even knowing this, GOD only knows what is the significance between Idli and s/w industry. Kavya was not used to such compliments and did not know how to react to this, there came Varun for her rescue, he told his mom that she should have instructed Kavya about all these, as she knows better about dad's diet, his mom felt as if her son is supporting Kavya and not her, and immedieatly started to cry, "If you really dont lilke us to be with you, please book us a return ticket, we will go back to chennai", Varun though was initially pissed off, got a consoling look from Kavya saying "Be cool". Kavya jumped in and said that she will be back in a flash with a set of "Raagi" idli in a minute, so she went inside the kitchen and within 15 mins hot fluffy Ragi idli was served.

It was already late for Kavya to leave to work, she called her MIL and told her where she has kept the basic groceries such as sugar, coffee powder, milk, oil, rice etc etc, the reply she got back from her MIL was "Why are you telling me all these ? Will you not come back from work at all ? or do you mean to say that i should have prepared your dinner by the time you come back from work ?" Kavya knew that these are words not from the heart and its all because of the fact that she married Varun without her full concent, she repllied calmly "No aunty, its just for you to make your coffee in the afternoon and also to light swamy lamp in the evening", dont worry i will be coming home early and then will take care of that, if you are busy. Her MIL replied saying that her FIL cant be hungry for long and she has to prepare dinner by 7:00 PM, and hence she ordered her to come home early. Kavya though nodded her head, she knew that she has a conference call at 7:00

Kavya was very busy at work and time went on like a flash, she had this additional pressure of going home early, which was not before when Varun was the only person at home. She actually have to send an important status update email to onshore but due to the urgency of getting home, she forgot to email that, and little she knew that its gonna create a big ripple at office tomorrow. She came home by 6:00 and got into the kitchen and was busy preparing dinner, and attimes she was frequently called by her MIL for doing additional work like re-arranging the sofa, turning on the DVD, Operating the TV remote, Getting her tiger balm etc etc. She finished her cooking by 7:00 and asked her FIL to have his dinner, he was so busy in watching STAR Movies and hence refused to come for dinner, he said he will have it later. Time just went by and Varun called up Kavya to tell her that he will be very late to home as he has some major issues to be resolved.

It was 9:00 and still the dinner was left unserved at the dining table and all of a sudden her MIL came after watching all her favourite serials, she asked Kavya whether her FIL has had her dinner, she said she went and called him at 7:00 PM and he said he will have it later, once again she started to jump from earth to sky, If he said he will have it later, how can you permit that, dont you know that he is a sugar patient and he need to have his food on time ? will you do the same thing if he is your dad ? If this would have been a girl of my chioce, i would have scrutinized a lot of things which my DIL should have, hmmm what to do ? you mesmerized my son with your looks, go get lost, dont stand in front of me. This time a tear ball almost popped out of Kavya's eyes and she did a good job in hiding that. Varun came home by 11:30 and noticed that Kavya was still awake, he just weaved her hair and asked "Is everything ok dear" and she with all smiles on her face replied "Oh yaa, its fun to be with your parents, i am loving it"

Varun was not so convinced with her reply but did not want to have any interogating late night and hence he too went to bed. The next day morning, his mom came to him with a big complaint and has already attached eyes and ears to the issue of Kavya not serving dinner to his father at 7:00 PM last night, Varun sensed that something major has happened last evening and Kavya is not telling him. He told his mom that he will talk to Kavya and take necessary action, which really brought a big smile on his mom's face. Both of them went to office and Varun emailed her asking what happened last evening, and Kavya replied "nothing" that was the only text in her email, he was very much sure that Kavya is disturbed. He called her up on her mobile and told her that they will meet out for lunch. They met at their usual restaurant and Varun caught hold of Kavya's hand and asked her to look into his eyes and tell him what happened, this time Kavya could not control her emotions and burst out to Varun, but she added that it was not her mistake nor it was intentional, Varun told her that he will take some action for this, but Kavya was very strong in opposing to this and said she will manage and lets not blow this issue to propotions.

Days rolled on, and Kavya got used to all sorts of teasing by her MIL and was never ready to retaliate, she knows how much Varun loves his dad and mom and poor guy does not know whom to support, Kavya almost made sure that she does not pass on any humiliation she faced by her mom to Varun. One fine day she got a call from her MIL saying that Varun is un-concious and is almost breathless, Kavya left all her work on the desk and did not even tell her PM that she is leaving, she just asked her colleague to pass on the info to him. She tried calling Varun on his cellphone but that was un-answered and that increased her fear, she rushed home just to see no one panicking, she now sensed that is just another prank played by her MIL, her MIL came to her and said, I just wanted to see if you are so caring for us amidst of your work, looks like you pretend very well as if you are caring, i called you at around 2:00 and you are coming home by 4:00, is that your reaction speed for an emergency like this ? What will you do if something would have really happened to Varun ? I dont think you care for him, what to do, you love only his money and him, if you would have got another guy who is having more money, who knows ?, you might as well leave my son and go with him.

Kavya decided that its enough and this time she wanted to make sure that her MIL realises her mistake, she was waiting for Varun to come from office, she immediately asked him to come out for dinner and also told him that dinner for his parents have already been prepared, his mom got suspicious of they both going out for dinner on a weekday. Kavya took him out for dinner and opened up all the humiliation she had underwent and also the incident that happened today afternoon, Varun was shocked to hear that he mom can be so heartless, he decided to take this up with mom and settle this issue once and for all. He went home and called his mom and said, "Mom its purely my mistake in marrying Kavya, i should'nt have done that, i know you are not at all happy with my decision, and you have all rights to show your anger and aggression on me and not on Kavya, so if you have any upsets please do let me know, and not Kavya, this made his mom's BP to shoot up and she blasted him saying, "So you guys went out to discuss about me ? and are'nt you not ashamed to trust your wife's words and not your mom ? did you ever ask me what all harm she has done to me while i am here ? I was keeping mum just because i should not spoil your peace of mind, without even asking the points from my side, how can you talk like this ? I feel so ashamed to have you as my son, you have killed me alive, dont ever call me as your mother anymore" and there came his father rushing towards him and he gave a tight slap to his wife and said "Its all enough, its either you or its my DIL, i am ready to compromise, its better to live with a caring DIL rather than a sinister wife, i too know what all you had done to her, i wont even mind to kill you if you just open your mouth once again" and there came this hight drama to an end

The next day morning, Varun's dad was all ready packed up and told his son that he is leaving to Chennai, not that all these things have happened, its just being here for a long time and he has to take care of lots of things at Chennai, but Varun knows that his dad is leaving just he is not happy with what all happened, but he too does not want to stop them, he knows that a decent time-gap between them will make things alright. Kavya was not at all pleased with their decision of going back to Chennai, she felt as if she is the root cause for everything, but was comforted by her FIL saying, "Parvati is so nice of a person by heart, its just the fact that Varun did not consult her for his marriage, she was a bit upset, you please dont mistake her, if you are not comfortable, Varun will come for your rescue, likewise, i should support my wife forever, whatever being said and done, she is still my wife, i will take her to chennai and make her understand your good qualities and will surely bring her back to Bangalore, and i am sure we all will continue a good life thereafter.

So its just the 2 dimensions of Love, people may be upset for a variety of things, but those upsets should only be volatile and never that should be taken to heart, time is such a wonderful medicine which GOD has given us and that will take care of healing any wounds, so lets not get immersed into our own world and forget the present life which we need to live to its fullest.


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Feb 23, 2008

Ippadiyum oru Project Manager ...

We all know what will happen if we recruit someone over the telephonic interview, most of the cases a wrong person will join the company than the one who actually gave the interview, In one such incident a software company happens to hire a "Vettiyaan" (one who burries bodies in the burial ground) for the post of a Project Manager, he absolutely does not know anything about this industry and he manages to come into work for the first day, so here starts the hungama of our VPM (Vetti(yaan) Project Manager)

HR comes and introduces this new PM to his team and asks him to conduct a team meeting and get to know about the daily work that happens at the office and what kind of projects that are currently going.

Team: Good Morning Sir, ungala pathi eadhaavadhu sollungalaen
VPM: Enna pathi inaa kannu sollaradhu, inniku sethaa naalai ku paalu
Team: !!@#^@^#@&#
Team: Idhuku munaadi neenga enga velai senjukitu irrundheenga ?
VPM: Naa 20 varushamaa kannamaapetai layae thaan paa keeraen, vera engayum set aavala
Team: @#^%@#@#%
Team: Kannamaapetaiyaa ? anga edhuku neenga velai senjeenga ?
VPM: Enna paa nee appadi ketukina, anga thaanae elaarum kadisiyaa vandhaaganum
Team: Oh, namba office a kannamapetai ku maatharadha pathi sollaraaru polaruku ....
Team: Idhuvaraikum unga service la neenga evalo deliveries pannirupeenga ?
VPM: Inaadhu deliveryaa ? namba athelaam paarkaradhu illa baa, namba deathu thaan paarkaradhu
Team: Hey, romba strict aana PM polaruku da, delivery date meet pannala naa konnuduvaen nu symbolic aa sollaraaru
Team: Sir, neenga evalo varusham code ezhudhirukeenga ?
VPM: Codelaam avalovaa ezhudhinadhu kedayaadhu thambi, orae vettu thaan, 6 by 6 kuzhi ready
Team: Hey 6 Sigma process pathi eadhu sollaraaru polaruku daa ...
Team: Sir, naangalum ungala maadhiri aaganum naa enna seiyanum sir ?
VPM: Onni illa kannu, eppavumae ethayaanum potu nondikinae iru ..
Team: Neraya analyse pannanum nu sollaraaru ...
VPM: Bodya paarthu mersalaavaadha
Team: HTML la vara tag a paarthu ezhudha sollaraaru
VPM: Oru sila dhabaa ulla fitae aavadhu siladhunga, appo kaiyayo, kaalayo otchu thooki podanum
Team: Sila time namba pannara fix seriyaa work aavaadhaam, appo vendaadha functions / procedures a delete pannanum nu sollaraaru
VPM: Eppavumae full tighttt aa irrundhaa thaan enniya maadhiri strong aa irruka mudiyum
Team: We should always be updated with the latest technologyaam ...
VPM: Yaen kannu, inga indha room imma kulu kulu nu keedhae, eadhaavadhu body keedhaa ulla ?
Team: Bodyaaa ? enna sollareenga ?
VPM: Kannu, ippo unakku enna venumnaalum peru irrukalaam, but katseela elaarukum vekkara orae peru BODY thaan.
Team:
$^%$@@&^%

Suddenly, one of his team member gets a call saying that his thaathaa has expired
T.M: Sir, enga thaathaa sethutaaraam sir, naa immediate aa veetuku poganum, please enna allow pannuga sir
VPM: Iyayooo, seri vaa thambi povalaam, enakkum neraya velai irrukum
T.M: Sir, neenga enga sir kelambareenga ?
VPM: Dho daa, nee vootuku po naa kaatuku poraen ... unga thaathaa va anga thaanae ittaara poreenga ?
Team: Sir, unga nalla mansasuku thanks sir, enga thaathaa va naaga erichukaraom, neenga kaadu varaikum vara vendaam sir
VPM: Ada po thambi, eadho s/w industry la velai kedachaa nalla irrukumae nu Vettiyaan velaiya vittutu inga vandhaen, idhu enakku set aavaadhu, naa thirumba sudukaatukae poraen, nee seekaram unga thaathaava itaa anga ...

He takes out a big SANGU and a ROUND DISC from his bag and plays it there itself ... Poooommmmmm, ting ting, ting ting ... Pooooooommmmm ting ting, ting ting ...

Team: @%$#@*^$%$%^@@#$^@%*&*&^&%^@$#$$%#

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Little Innocence ...

This little boy was going to shcool for the first time, his dad has to pinch his skin of savings to get him an admission into that famous school in the city. He was dressed up in his new uniform, new school bag, new books, new lunch box, new water bottle and also with a new dream of his dad, the rickshaw wala came ringing at his door step to take him to school, this little one was not so enthusiastic to to go to school, but he knows his dad and mom will not allow him to stay at home, so he dressed himself with a new tear ball in his eyes, new fear about teachers, new shy in meeting friends, and a new anger on his dad.


The rickshaw wala dropped him at his school and he was immedieately taken care by his new teacher. He was first stunned to see so many kids of his age and he was made to sit next to a girl called "Manvi" and that was his first love ;-), he liked her so much and instantly he thanked his dad for putting him in that school. Initial introduction began where every kid was asked to come in front and introduce themselves, but most of the kids introduced themselves with a loud cry and the teacher has to pacify them and give them chocolates to bring back the smile. Its the turn of our little hero who jubilantly went to the dias and had a long stare at the teacher for a long time, and with a husky voice he told his name, the teacher encouraged him to say it loud, but he didn't, since he is the only child who did not cry and atleast told his name, the teacher asked the rest of the class to give a round of applause for our little hero. He was on top of this world that time and also that's the first time he took a dias.

He made sure that he sits next to Manvi but there came a little villan who occupied his seat when he was at the dias, our hero did not know how to react, but he seriously felt that he should not have taken his seat, so he walked straight to that kid and pushed him instantly.. You know what ? that's when Manvi gave our little hero a huge simle and also a tight kiss, this is what i call "Love at first Fight", he happily took his seat next to Manvi and there came this lunch break, they both exchanged the yummy food stuffs which they took from home, exchanged in the sense, our hero gave all the stuffs to Manvi and was happy to be a spectator, but later at around 11:00 'O' clock he cried out of hunger which made the teacher to panic, that's a different story.

Our little hero asked Manvi - "Hey, how did you come ?", Manvi replied - "I dont know, but dad used to tell me that i was inside my mom's tummy for a while and later GOD took me out", Oh is it our little hero replied, "But tell me this, who put you inside your mom's tummy ?" asked our little hero, Manvi replied, "It must be my dad, coz he hold me that he was there when i came out of my mom's tummy", "Oh is it, thanks for letting me know this" replied our little hero.

It was time to wind up for the day and his dad waited outside to pick him up after his tiring first day at school, and also many such parents were waiting outside to receive their loved ones, our little hero came running towards his dad screaming, "Hey dad, you know what ? I atlast found the secret of how my little sister came to our home", his dad was initially puzzled to hear that, but asked him "how ?", "Oh yaa, its because of Manvi's dad, he only should have put our little sister into my mom's tummy, and you are still belileving that she is a GOD's gift" replied our little hero. His dad could hear loud giggles around him and was in a hurry to vacate that place.

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Feb 22, 2008

Pakistan's New Democracy ...

It was a much expected and predicted polls in pakistan where Musharaf's government suffered a major setback and was severely pulished by its public. He was truly running a dictator's rule in pakistan and all his so called political decisions acted against him. The first setback for Musharaf government was when he sacked the supreme court judge on a baseless charge, he too wouldn't have expected that the nation would have reacted so badly for that. He was always considered as a slave in front of the US and most of the times he has bent his knees for orders from the US and the famous one being Musharaf lifting off the "Emergency" after a serious warning from US president George Bush. Well at last pakistan people took a right decision of throwing off this Musharaf's government.

Well, i should add a very important point here. I was actually closely monitoring this polls which were held at pakistan and we had interviews of some politicians of pakistan, you guys should have seen that too, but one very admireble quality which caught my eyes were the fluency in english those politicians had, mygoodness they were absolutely stunning, this gentlemen by name Zardari he gave an interview to NDTV, that was mind-blowing, the idioms and phrases that guy used was simply top notch. Wait ... Wait ... Wait ... do you know where i am coiming to ? Yes, you got me right, 80% of INDIA's politicians are at one stage of their life would have been a rougue, criminal, murderer, rapist etc etc, and one great quality of most of them is they are all illitrates, and we educated people vote of such stupid a** h**** and then cry that INDIA has not improved, INDIAN politics is a drainage etc etc, but before being an "arm-chair cribber" did we realise the fact that 70% of the educated people are not casting their votes ?? So lets change INDIA and get in some excellent people to rule this wonderful nation, lets not wait for some disaster to happen.

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Feb 16, 2008

V-Day @ Oracle

It was V-Day celebrations at Oracle and all men were asked to come in BLUE and all girls were asked to come in PINK but what actually happened is, the so-called men and women came in BLUE and PINK and the really looking guys (like me) and gals came in their normal attire. Hoooo, i really feel that "Manasaatchi" is a term which was long forgotten by those so-called guys and girls who came in Blue and Pink respectively. I also wonder what is their problem in getting a mirror at their place and hang it i a comfortable place where they can get a chance to look at themselves ? It was actually heartening to see guys, who took so much of strain to dress them up in blue and come all the way to office during their tiring times, what ?? you didn't get what i say ? Array yaar, most of the guys look like as if they are 9 months pregnent with such a biggg tummy, and they have to carry that whereever they go, i pitty those folks. Till date the only measurement i know when buying clothing is in METERS, but after seeing some girls who literally tortured us by their looks, that too one girl came in "Kaagra - Choli", bugger she should have bought those materials in "Kilo Meters" and not in "Meters", GOD sake i beg her not to try any such murder attempts on guys anymore.

The evening was even more hilarious where our office has been literally changed to a "Pickup - Drop - Escape" point, guys coming in bikes and picking up gals and showing all there driving stunts on those slippery muddy roads, i tell you man, its really not worth a stunt for Oracle girls, better they would have tried that i front of some other company. Hmm, naa ennamo poraamai la pesaraen nu nenaika koodaadhu ... i too know the saying "Pallu irrukaravan Pakodaa Saapadaraan" what bothers me ...


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Feb 9, 2008

Anything is Possible ...

Kavya was very tired today and hence decided to sleep for some more time, Varun by then had already got up and did the morning routines which normally would be done by Kavya, he took the milk packet which was lying outside the house and put it in the stove, he took a long time to think what to cook for today's lunch and finally he took the cabbage and onion out of the refregirator, while he was thinking he did not notice that the milk has already peeped out of the walls of the container and had played an ugly scene on the gas stove by then. He somehow managed to make a cup of tea for himself, and then cleaned the gas stove, by now the time was 6:45, normally if Kavya would have been up, Varun would have dressed himself tip-top to get to work and will be waiting on the dinner table demanding for breakfast.


Varun started cutting the vegetables and tried to cook something in the way he knows, he had cut the cabbage in all possible sizes and shape and managed to get hold of a kadai to fry it, and cut onions and decided to make sambar, now the time is 7:15, normally by this time he would have had his breakfast and would be browsing that day's newspaper. He put both of them on the stove and decided to take a quick shower by then, but he did not knew the fact that even sambar could peep out of the container, when he came back to the kitchen, it was a mix up of that over heated smell and a mess of all that sambar back on the gas stove, for once he peeped into his bedroom, Kavya was still sleeping, he too does not want to disturb her.


He somehow managed to finish the cooking and it was 7:40 by then, and he should have been in his car by now. He still has to clean all those dirty vessels and pack the prepared food in his lunch box and stuff the same into Kavya's lunch box, he is normally used to the fashion of his tupperware being kept on the dining table and he would happily lift that one to work, when he was about to stuff them, he realized that the tiffin boxes were not cleaned, so he had to take another extra 15 minutes to clean that and stuff the food, even now Kavya was happily sleeping. Varun still not wanted to wake her up, but he made sure that she is feeling well by touching her forehead and checking if she has any fever or something, but it's all normal. He then took his laptop bag and came rushing down to the basement to take his car, then he realized that he forgot his car keys, which by all means would have been stuffed into his hand if Kavya would have been awake, he then have to rush back to his 4th floor and took his car keys and atlast departed to work by 8:30 which is very late as per his standards.

The next day morning Kavya was as usually back to her business and she asked Varun what to make for lunch, he promptly replied "Anything is fine, i can take it", which is a very rare statement from Varun, as he used to be very choosy with his food and always comments on her cooking, also he took his ironed shirts, pant, inner wears, laptop, car keys and the spare house key, polished shoes and a pair of socks, a tie, a hand kerchief in a seperate place and then went for his bath, by now Kavya told herself that, she pretending as if she was sleeping yesterday, has really done the trick and felt so proud of her husband, who has just turned "responsible".

This story is for all husbands who demand their wives, who inturn work for a company, and also have to leave to work on time, so just share their morning workload and be an example for a "Perfect Couple" in this society.

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Minor - Kunju

Yaen da minor, indha US economy ippadi down aaikitae pogudhae, idhelaam nallathuku aavum nu nenaikara ?

Adhaan kunju enakkum puriyala, ippadiyae poikitu irrundhaa namba industry elaam ennathuku aavum ? nenachu paarkavae bayamaa irruku da

Naa nenaikaraen minor idhu elaam indha Iran / Iraq la nadakara sandai naala thaan nu, adha niruthitaa elaam seriyaa poidum

Ada, appadinum solla mudiyaadhu kunju, its not only that issue you know ? indha software industry yum kaaranam maamsu

Hmm appadingara ? appo namba nelamai elaam enna aavum da ? cha yaen thaan indha industry ku vandhoam nu irruku

Kunju, being responsible kudi magan's of this country, namba thaan daa eadhaavadhu pannanum idhuku

yes da minor, naa nenachaen nee sollita da


Seri, nee nalla yosichu paaraen, ippo US economy edhunaala down aa irruku ?


Edhunaala ?

aaahhnn, appadi kelu, US oada silicon valley nu eadha sollaroam ?

California va ?

Californiyaa enga irruku ? US map la kizha irruku ? correct aa ? adha appadiyae mela thooki vechaanga nu vei ? economy thaanaa improve aagi mela poida pogudhu ?

Ada ... idhu teriyaama puduchae minor, nee nejamaavae brilliant daa, unakku kuduthurukanum daa doctor pattatha.

Hmm, namakku velambaram pudikaadhu machi ... eadho usuroda irrukara varaikum, indha boomi namba ariva payan paduthikatum

Adadadadadaaaaa ... kaalangaarthaala thanniya potutu indha minor um kunjum pannara rovusu thaanga mudiyala paa ... dei naayingalaa, tea kada bencha vittu ippo endhirichu poreengalaa illa moonji la sudu thanniya ootha vaa ?

Minor um Kunjum thalaadikitae escapeeeeee

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On-Shore Vs Off-Shore

I am sure all of us would have worked in this kind of a model atleast for sometime in anybody's career, and the general notion / understanding is On-Shore is always better than Off-Shore and in some cases its quite true too (as like mine). So lets imagine this kinda model between Husband and Wife, and obviously you know who will take the roles of On-Shore and Off-Shore, but I leave it to the readers for assuming the way they wanted to. Here we go ....


Off-Shore - Gotta be awake till On-Shore sleeps
On-Shore - Will send an email instructing that Off-Shore can sleep


Off-Shore - Should invariably support On-Shore even if they sound stupid
On-Shore - Never like Off-Shore pointing fingers on them

Off-Shore - Will complete some tasks even without On-Shore telling them and will wait for appreciation
On-Shore - Will blast Off-Shore for messing up things and will warn them not to do it again

Off-Shore - Should do a chauffer service to every place if somebody from On-Shore comes home
On-Shore - Will not even care if somebody from Off-Shore lands into their territory

Off-Shore - Would throng to quit and go on its own
On-Shore - Never allows Off-Shore to be alone

Off-Shore - Will not care if there is any serious issue at their end, they will take it cool
On-Shore - Would make sure that they blow it to propotions and still feel as if they were the worst affected.

Off-Shore - Always have a budget constraint and hence will do cost-cutting in all possible ways
On-Shore - Does not care about budget and will be spend thrifts

Off-Shore - Does not have any say in recruitment of resources
On-Shore - Recruits any tom dick n harry they wanted to and will vouch for their credibility even if they are bad.

Off-Shore - Should be well equiped with all necessary amenities and infrastructure
On-Shore - Will just come and enjoy that infrastructure

Last but not the least

Off-Shore - Does not complain at all even if they are at the receiving end
On-Shore - Never stops complaining even if they are comfortable

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My Favourite Smell's

I was just sitting on my balcony last evening and was smelling this wonderful fragrance of "Water on Grass", so i just thought of what are all the other favourite smells that make me feel good ...

Here is my list, not in any specific order though


1. Filter coffee (obviously)
2. Boiling Milk
3. Semi-Dry earth after a brief drizzle
4. Clipping off the stem of beetle
5. Hard wood after its been cut into pieces
6. Varnish
7. Petrol
8. Tip of a ball point pen when its about to dry
9. Page of a book which was left unturned for years
10. Boiling Butter
11. Baked potatos
12. Hot steamed rice
13. Champhor (This proves i am not a donkey na ?)
14. Corporation water which comes via hand-pump's
15. Paper which has just been xerox'ed

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Feb 4, 2008

Endha Guruvayurappa ...

After a long gap of nearly 6 years i got another chance to go to Kerala and this time i had been to guruvaayoor to attend one of my close friends wedding. It was fun all the way and we were a gang of 5 people and we all had a nice time together. I also got accquinted to two new friends and it was nice to meet them. My other close friend came to the wedding with his 7 month old daughter and she was my main entertainment, she looked very cute and was almost like a doll and i enjoyed every bit of being with that little angel. We went to the main guruvaayoor temple and had a nice dharshan. This is the first time i am going out of city to attend a wedding and i enjoyed every bit of it.

Hoooo, it wont be fair if i fail to mention this, my goddddddddd, all we have seen is 1 Nayan Thara, 1 Asin and 1 Meera Jasmin, hey guys ... in kerala, there are 100s of Asin's and Nayan Thaara's and Meera Jasmin's, Oh man .... 8 out of 10 girls look very beautiful there, hmmm saami dharisanathuku wait pannarachae vera enna pannaradhu ? maami dharisanam thaan ;-))), its apt to be named as "GOD's own country"

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