Nov 30, 2007

Kadalai Podaradhu Eppadi ??

Well, I dont think i need to give an explanation on the above mentioned subject, as this term is widely known to all south indian youths, well for the sake of "Dummies" who (still) does not know what this mean, here is a brief definition of the term - Kadalai means groundnut in english and this term is normally quoted under the context where a guy talks to a girl for a longer period of time on a subject which is (all the times) not at all relevant to the situation, environment or the individual. So here we are going to see a typical kinda conversation between a guy and a girl, just to understand how to follow this technique to cover a figure.
CAUTION: Over dosage of Kadalai Podaradhu can be harmful to any relationship, so reduce the dosage as accordingly.

Here we go ...
He and she meets in a pary of one of their common friend, neither of them have not met before and this is their conversation. Our guy is excited about meeting this new gal and wanna impress (depress) her at the first sight, this is what i call "Kill at first sight ..." (mokka pottu kollaradhu)

He: Hey!! I am rohit, working for a MNC s/w company in bangalore, you are sunitha rite ?
She: Hi, i think you have mistaken, i am not sunitha, i am Sindhu.
He: Oh, i am terribly sorry, your face cut actually resembles sunitha and hence this confusion
She: Ah, thats ok, it happens
He: Ya i know, you know what, i always get confused like this and have put myself in a spot many times.
She: Just nods ...
He: Infact, not many people take this as light as you took, thats a very good quality, i like it
She: Just smiles ...
He: Hope you didnt mistake me ? (expects a reply from her this time)
She: Not at all (Mission accomplished, so kept the frying pan over the stove, kadala varukarathuku thaan)
He: Thats good!!! Have we met before ?
She: I dont think so
He: Even i dont think we have met
She: (Tells herself) Appo enndha ezhavuku keta ??
He: Being in this IT industry, we meet lots of ppl and hence its obvious that we cant remember everyone na ?
She: ya
He: When i was going to the US, i happend to mistake one of my co-passengers as "Raghu" who was my ex colleague in Infosys, and was almost sure it was him, i went and gave a nice spat on his back, when he turned at me, i was shocked to see that it was not Raghu, hahahahaha (Adhu joke aam, adhunaala ivaru sirikaraaraam, he now expects her to laugh for his *JOKE*)
She: Iyoo, thaangala (tells herself)
He: Still LOL
She: Giving a blank stare at him
He: Did you ever had any such experiences like this ? (periya karan thaper ivaru, question ketkaraaru)
She: No
He: Actually it would be very funny you know, if you get into such situations, hahaha (thirumbavum sirikaraaru)
She: Doesn't know what to do and how to get rid of this guy, so cursing her friend for inviting such a BLADEU for party
He: You know, sachin once again missed a one day ton, i dont think he is concentrating on his batting nowadays, may be its high time he retires, what do you think ?
She: I hardly follow cricket
He: Heyyyy, commmooonnnn yaar, being in INDIA you should not say this, its more like a religion for us
She: I dont follow that religion, thats what i said
He: I am a cricket fanatic, i am watching this sport right from my school days, initially i felt that its an IDIOT's game, but later that game sucked me inside, and now i am an addict. It all started when my dad took me to watch an exhibition match which was held at M A Chidambaram Stadium in the year 1982, at that time Gavaskar was captaining the INDIAN team, and i think Gaekwad was the wise captain, not sure though. I am surprised to hear that you dont follow that game, you seem to be an interesting character yaar
She: (tells herselff) iyooooooo, oru TSUNAMI vandhu indha naaya vaarikitu poida koodaadhaa
He: But most of the girls dont like that sport, may be because it was termed as "Gentleman's Game" and not "Gentle Women's Game" hahahahaha (bayangaramaana joke aam, kachaa muchaa nu sirikaraaru namba hero)
She: No reaction whatsoever
He: Infact there is a joke, i dont know whether you know this, there is a temple called MELMARUVATHOOR in tamil nadu and only FEMALE devotees throng that temple the most, and after seeing the increase in female devotees, the government has changed the name of that city as "FEMALE MARUVATHOOR" hahahahahahahahaha (he was damn sure that she will be ROTFL for this great joke)
She: Giving a blank stare
He: I thought you dont follow the game cricket but it looks like you also dont follow jokes, hahahahaha (idhuvum joke aam, avarae solli sirikaraaru)
She: No Reaction
He: But i know girls are like that, they dont enjoy jokes that much, you know what, i have a friend called Nimmy, she is also like this, she never laughs for my jokes, hahahahahaha (ippo avan yaen sirichaan nu avanukae puriyala, loosu paya)
She: (tells herself) Oh ippo nee adikaradhelaam joke aa ? "Enna koduma saravanan idhu?"
He: OK yaar, what else ? (iyaakae enna pesaradhu nu teriyala ippo)
She: Nothing
He: Ya, since we are meeting for the first time there is nothing much to discuss, but i am sure you would have enjoyed this brief chat (ivarae, ivar olaralukku certificate kuduthukaraaru), it was a nice pass time na ?
She: Ya (vera ennatha solla mudiyum indha bladeu kitta)
He: Good that you too enjoyed, i have never been so open to anyone, but somewhat i felt very close to you and hence shared all my thoughts, i think these kinds of relationships just happen, what do you say ?
She: Oh i c
He: Infact you know, when i first joined my school in 1978, i was 3 yrs old
She: Aamaam, naanga elaam school serum boadhu 30 yrs old paaru (tells herself)
He: I am a very shy kid at school, you wont believe, i wont open my mouth a bit, even for eating food, hahahahahaha (marupadiyum joke sollirukaaru la ... adhaan avarae sirichukaraaru) while laughing, our hero slipped his mobile on the floor and have to bend and then take it, once he took his mobile
SHE: WAS NOT THERE ...............

So, ippo neenga mela padicha conversation thaan, oru typical example for KADALA PODARADHU, paartheengalaa pin velaiva ? andha ponnu sollikaama kholaama oodi poachu, so kadala podaradhum, paarthu podanum

Hmmm, vera oru story oada apporam meet pannaraen ungala ... BFN

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The THREE's ...

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
Satish
Sat
Cheetah (Friends call me this way, dunno why ?)


THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
Minorkunju
Kuttypaiyan
Cheetah

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My Hair Style
My Slim and Sleek figure even at this age (Where most of the folks of my age show signs of pregnency, thoppaya thaan appadi sonnaen)
My Sharp Nose (Ppl whih sharp nose are supposed to be smart, but i am an exception)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
My Back (i mean mudhugu, yaarum thappa nenaika vendaam), coz thats the place where i can't reach easily and sorinjufy
Again My Back
Again My Back

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
Chennai, Chennai, Singaara Chennai - The place where i love to die

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
Old maami's / maamaa's in weddings (They always ask when I am getting married)
Palli (Lizard)
Watching Sea / Ocean

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
My Alarm Clock cum Mobile
My SONY Music System with BOSE Speakers
My Laptop

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
Inner wears, Pant & Shirt (That's all)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Not being Possesive
Understanding
Trust / Belief

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
I can Sing a bit
I cook very well
I am a reserved personality

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
Dimple on Chin
Sharp Nose
Loosly Pinned Hair

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
Consult a doctor and overhaul my body (too many issues rite now ...)
Completing my comedy script (Which i am writing for a skit show)
Get out of this irritating city BANGALORE

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
Acting in Cinema (Comedian Role only)
Starting Hotel / Catering Business
Freelancing S/W Projects (Any technology)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
Thanjavur
Jammu Kashmir
Helsinki (Finland)

THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE:
Dhanush, Gautham and Mugil for BOYS
Sahaana, Shruthi and Sindhu for GIRLS

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
Meet Sachin Tendulkar and wanna bowl atleast one ball at him

Singing a song for cinema
Writing a Hilarious Screen Play which makes everyone cry out of laughter

THREE PEOPLE WHOM I RESPECT AND ADMIRE IN MY LIFE:
Charlie Chaplin
Sachin Tendulkar
Mother Teresa

THREE PROFESSIONS I ADMIRE THE MOST:
Medical Representative (Its actually a very though job to do, take it from me)

Postman (Not only NOKIA which connects people ... in this world)
Nurse (They should have been named as Mother and not Sister)

THREE THINGS I HATE THE MOST
Talking behind the face
Smoking
Self Trumpeting

THREE THINGS I WOULD LOVE TO DO ON THE DAY I DIE:
Spending time at an Old Age Home
Playing with Kids in a Play School
Writing 5 Good Jokes

THREE THINGS COMES INTO THE MIND OF MY FRIENDS WHEN THEY HEAR ABOUT ME
My Sense of Humour
My Helping Tendancy
My Short-Temper, I am trying hard to change that.

THREE(make that more!!) PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
All My Friends

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Nov 26, 2007

Silencing the Critics ...



I always wonder this master piece creation of GOD called "Sachin Tendulkar", he is always my ROLE model and i truely admire him not only for his cricketing skills on the field but even off the field i respect him for the way he is. He has this extrodinary ability of proving all the critics wrong by his actions, may be he is one perfect example for the saying "Actions speak louder than words". He has proved the entire world that he has not yet done with his cricket with his elegant knock(s) against pakistan in the recently concluded INDIAN OIL series, for those who were trumpeting on their roof saying "Tendulkar is gone, he has to retire, he has forgotten his batting, etc. etc." had to wear a black mask and then hide their faces behind their A*S. This little GENIUS has mesmerized me to the core that i can't take my eyes off him while he is on my TV screen. I wish i could meet him in person one day and then take a snap with him. I am still learning from this master the art of being patient, not over reacting to a situation, not getting excited for anything, keeping calm and composed etc. etc. the list is too long to be typed here as he has too many exceptional qualities to admire. GOD Bless this wonderful human being

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My New Smart Phone ...

Yeah, the devil is back!!!. I was determined a while back that i will not change my Sony Ericsson W830i for atleast a year all untill i saw this P1i, what else i can say other than "I fell for my temptation". I saw this cute little stuff through one of my friend and immedieatly the "devil" sitting inside me convinced my mind and then forced me to go and get this stuff the next day. There was a very heavy battle between my mind and my heart, but finally my heart won (as usually) and also i had a sound savings in my bank, so i was able to afford this hefty 20,600 bucks, but considering the features this little giant has in it, i dont think its priced on the higher side on the SmartPhone sector of phones. I sold my old mobile for 8000 bucks to one of my colleague. For more details about this phone, please visit P1I

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Nov 2, 2007

Tech Bites ...!!!

New XP Theme

Microsoft has launched a new XP theme which emulates the skin color of Vista, this has that attractive black shade and when applied looks fabulous. Its a real good change for all XP users who have been bored in looking at that conventional blue color. I bet you that this will really bring in a good change to your eyes, you can get that theme here

Video Conferencing Utility

Here is a cool video conferencing utility which is offering FREE service. This utility has been bundled with tons of features, but one quality that they have compromised is the VOICE clarity, which is not as great as Google Talk, i hope they rectify that in their next release. All you have to do is to create an user id with them and you are all set to start video conferencing. To get that utility click here ooVoo


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One more Angel Retires ...!!!



Its a real bad day for tennis as it has lost one of its champion player and we will never have a chance to see her playing again on any chanpionships. There once came a storm by name Martina Hingis which took every one by surprise. When Steffi Graf and Monical Seles were ruling both the clay and grass courts, this beauty came as a flash and then proved a real threat to those greats. Her first match was against World No 1. Steffi Graf, even though she lost the match, she gave a very tough fight to Steffi. It was all success afterwards as she played some aggressive tennis

I have not seen many women tennis players playing attcking tennis as most of them prefer playing base line tennis, but this little swiss beauty mastered the art of playing close to the nets and then attack the opponent from the word GO. Who could ever forget her French Open finals 1997 when she played against Monica Seles, she came back very strongly to win the title after she had lost the first set (0 - 1) and the second set was almost lost (1 -4), that was one match which will never fade from my memory. She got accolades from all of her counterparts not only for the talent she had on the court, but also off the court she is a wonderful personality. Her style of playing the sport with a sprit is something this younger generation should learn. During one of her match against an unseeded player, Martina actually played a cross court shot which the umpire failed to notice, but she was so down to earth that she refused that point and gave it to the opponent, and eventually she lost that game because of that.

She was often visited by injuries but that did not stop her from making a comeback to the circuit and go on winning two more grand slam titles under her belt. Its so unfortunate that she is making an un-graceful exit after she being suspected for doping in one of her wimbledon match. I strongly feel that WTA should not humiliate such a great player and they should have done this within closed doors and should'nt have brought this to the media, i am sure Martina is innocent. It was great that i am fortunate to watch this genius playing one of her match live in the US, its a dream come true for me. Good Bye you beauty, TENNIS will surely miss you.


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