Apr 24, 2009

LTTE - SriLanka - A Mess ...

Since the verdict of Supreme Court which said that the views presented in an individual's blog is going to provoke a community or a caste or a nation, that blogger is subjected to be responsible for any repercussions that happen after that, so keeping that verdict in mind, I would like to present my views on LTTE and Sri Lankan government in a very political way ... There may be difference of opinions on this post, but I would not be ready to debate on that. This post is purely my personal view on the issue and I am not responsible for mis-interpretation of this subject.

I am an outsider like many others to this issue and hence I would like to take a neutral stand here and does not want to be biased. If I were the president of Sri Lanka, I too would have taken this extreme step, because I have left with no option other then weeding the LTTE out of my nation. Anywhere you go in this world, if a particular caste or community or a sect who try to fight against the government of the country where they live, they would face the same music. It is not at all fair for an outsider to go there and then fight for rights, he or she has to adjust themselves to live within that environment and try to make their lives happy. Sri Lanka is not going to yield to the pressure of LTTE, which LTTE has to understand. There is no point in sacrificing your life for a cause which is not going to materialize.

They have been fighting for a separate land since I was a kid and if their concerns are genuine and if their aim is to live peacefully, LTTE should have compromised to some extent during the numerous peace talks that were held between them and the Government, but they just does not seem to realize and what they failed to understand is, a country's ARMY is always much powerful than what they have, any one will have more power and intensity when they are fighting for their nation, NATION always comes first than anything else in our lives. The so called support that they are expecting from Tamil Nadu is another political stunt, we are no way related to them, even if you take the language, what they talk is not TAMIL, it’s a version of TAMIL which is not followed anywhere else other than Sri Lanka. The moment they killed Rajiv Gandhi, LTTE has lost all the support that it had from India.

War is something which was inevitable and LTTE forced the Sri Lankan government to take that extreme step, how many valuable lives those devils have taken from us just for the sake of them having a separate land to live. Coming to the most controversial discussion - Killing the civilians. People from across the oceans have commented on this, I am not a "Hitler" but what I can say is, civilians getting killed is again inevitable when there is a war, but what we have to keep in mind that the ARMY is not showering bomb shells on the areas where civilians live, actually they are firing the areas where LTTE has detained few civilians for their safety, those spineless warriors are hiding behind the ass of an innocent civilian, for that lets not blame the ARMY.

If at all Sri Lanka has to restore its peace and pride, those anti-social elements have to be eradicated till the last root, LTTE is not an organization which has done loads of welfare to the society, they are the most selfish creatures on earth and just don’t equate them to Tamilians and Tamil Nadu. It’s the sickening Tamil Nadu politicians who are trying to play some stunt as if they are worried about those innocent "tamilians" in Sri Lanka, if they are really worried, then why the hell we are hearing such horrific stories about the "Mandapam" relief camp where those poor Srilankan Tamilians come as hostages ? All politicians are bas***** and let’s not trust their words even a bit. First let’s clean our country and then worry about the dirt that is there in our neighboring countries. The BANDH which was held by the ruling party in Tamil Nadu is heights of harassing the "tamil" people who live in Tamil Nadu. Why the F*** we need to suffer for a cause for which we are not responsible ? And what the hell we gain by staging a BANDH, bloody we are only going to lose millions and millions of money.

Yesterday I saw a scene which we quite similar to what we see in cinema's. A gangster team came in a Innova to Mylapore and they literally slapped a shop owner who has kept his mobile recharge shop opened, they broke the tea table of a tea shop which was offering tea, where on earth this "Essential Services Maintenance Act" (ESMA) disappear ??, there were no hotels opened in the city, what will poor bachelors who are totally dependent on outside food do ? What is this government going to achieve by making us to suffer for a bloody cause which is happening in Sri Lanka ?? Is a Sri Lankan gonna come here and vote for this ruling party ? Non-sense. Those goondas literally behaved like rouges and my cheap stupid mind was thinking "Cha, namba thalaivar Rajinikanth mattum ippo inga irundhurundhaa, chummaa suthi suthi parandhu parandhu adichurupaare" nu.

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Happy Birthday GOD ...


Today is the day I usually celebrate, not by partying out, but by talking non-stop about my idol "Sir Sachin Tendulkar", today is the 36th birthday of my role model and I am blessed to have born in an era where Tendulkar lived and played cricket. We have not seen the greats of Sir Don Bradman, so I cannot appreciate much about that genius, but I have grown seeing this magician playing the game, and I am still mesmerized by the way he conducts himself ...

I still remember the day when a small kid of age 16, with a hair style which resembled today's "Havells" advertisement (Shock laga laga Shock laga) walking into the field with a "POWER" logo bat, swinging and twisting his shoulder's and jogged into the cricket field, just to play 1 ball and had no clue about that in-swinger from Waquar Younis which shattered his stumps, there goes that kid with a dejected face and not knowing how to react on a 1st ball duck, I commented to my dad saying, "I don't know why the selectors are taking such poor cricketers", shit man, how on earth I can utter such a word on my role model. The same series, the same kid, walked into the cricket field with the same swinging actions, and I was sure that he will have no clue of what the leggie "Abdul Quadir" is going to bowl, but it happened the other way around, "Quadir" had no clue of what Sachin was doing, 6 balls, 22 runs, 3 sixes and a 4, that too the 3rd six was an alarm to the cricketing world saying that "A genius has arrived". That six was swept through the deep mid-off by exposing all the 3 stumps to a bowler who turns the ball from leg to hit your off, Quadir reacted to that shot with a "Clap" and a pat on Sachin's shoulder when he concluded his over. That is Sachin ...

How many series and how many matches we INDIAN's have depended on this "One-Man Army" ?? And whenever he fails we are the one to criticize him and whenever he flares we are the ones who praise him, but he never took both reactions to his mind, he just ignored it and let his bat do the talking. Ian Botham in an interview to BBC said, he just cannot forget the straight six Sachin hit during the 1991 series in Trinidad, he said, that was a full length yorker at a decent pace, but Sachin walked to his off and butchered that ball towards "Deep Mid-on" and I came back to my dressing room, went straight to the control room and asked them to play that shot, I should say, I was flattered and I quoted to "Gooch" who was the captain of England saying "Hey, have your watched don play cricket ? Don worry, another don is in the making ..." That is Sachin ...

My all time favorite is (next to Sachin) Sir Viv Richards (Mr Cool) was once watching a county match in England, by then Sachin was probably 10 matches old, there walked into the cricket field our little master who played for North Hampshire, a fellow old cricketer "Michel Holding" who was sitting next to Viv Richards told him "I would say, this little kid is no different from you apart from the fact that he is "Fair Skinned"" Richards just don’t want to believe that, in turn returned Holding his usual smile. The match started and Sachin blasted the "Essex" bowlers to all parts of the ground, there was one bowler who constantly nagged him with some "provoking" comments while he bowled at him, Sachin did not bother to respond to him with words, instead he blasted 4 consecutive sixes and finally he made that bowler to get his autograph too. After the match Sir Viv Richards said "Holdie .. I think you are right for the first time in your life" .... That is Sachin ...

I know I have to face this day in my life which is inevitable, but I don't know if I have that guts to face that day. I am talking about the day when Sachin retires from cricket. I am for sure is going to cry buckets, but I am not mentally prepared to digest that day. I have made up my mind to go to whichever part of the world Sachin plays his last game, even if it is going to cost me a fortune, but that is all worth every penny. Even if Sachin gets out on a "Golden Duck" I am happy. I can visualize the scene now "Billions and Billions of people will give him a standing ovation, not only in the ground but also in front of ever TV sets, the opponent team will give that little master a final good bye and our INDIAN team mates will form a path but holding the "Cross Bats" in air and Sachin will waive his hands to the folks in the ground, he would kiss his bat, kiss his ground, and his eyes will also be wet". People like me will simply be struck by a thunder and we will not have anything to say other than tears ... tears ... and tears ... On that day, an ERA will be coming to an end, and I am skeptic to see another genius to fill in that vacuum for a long long time. GOD give me the strength and courage to face that day in my life. That is Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar ... GOD BLESS YOU SACHIN, I AM PROUD THAT I LIVED IN THIS WORLD WHEN YOU LIVED ...

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Apr 6, 2009

Reminiscence ...

I don't know why, but I am feeling nostalgic these days and there is certainly a reason for that. Right from my childhood I always enjoyed summer, for variety of reasons though. I dont have the habit of going elsewhere to spend my summers, I dont visit relatives place and spend months together there, I am the lone child in my house, but I know how to make my summer holiday special. I used to spend time in drawing lots of cartoons, I discover / invent new new games which I can only play, playing pranks in-house with my mom as she will also be on leave (she was a teacher) and above all what if I dont mention about raw mangos ?? and an interesting story that hides behind that ...

I used to go by walk to my school which is located very near to my house, the roads by which I used to go is very scenic there used to be trees on both the sides and it will be pretty cool and shadey, those trees will wear a yellow blanket of flowers over them and the fragrance that would mix along with the wind during the afternoon is something which I will cherish in my memories forever. I had this funny habit of collecting "Arali Seeds" when I come back home, I used to play "Kallaangaa" with that, its a game where you throw few seeds in air and then hold some on the top of your hand, not in your palm and try to gather the dropped seeds without allowing the other seeds to fall, well this is one game which I play with my granny.

Yesterday I went by my car in the same road, I asked my driver to stop and then asked him to leave me there so that I can take a walk, I recollected every single incident that happened
when I used to walk that way from school to my home, which still stays fresh in my memory. Once I was dashed by a small cow, probably few months old, luckily he does not have any horne, lafter this incident I became his good friend, I used to feed him with leaves and banana's and every day he used to wait for me in that same place, and I used to give him my lunch also at times. Once an old lady who is not so well off, dropped her can of oil which she was bringing home from the ration shop, she cried so badly for that and she was actually trying to absorb that in her saree and squeeze it in her can, I dont have money at that time to give her, but I gave her my water bottle which has the quality of absorbing water thru a pump like stuff. That was actually the first lesson I learnt when it comes to know the value of money. I was blasted for "Losing" that costly water bottle which is a different story.

Though summers are always hot, I enjoyed playing in that hot sun all thru the day, I used to go to a nearby ground and beg the seniors to join me in their team, some team would allow me to join, some will not, but I never lost hope, I used to be the ball boy, I used to run everywhere in the ground and pick up balls for them, that actually helped me in practicing the throw and as I grew, I became so accurate in throwing it back to the stumps. I went passed "Antony's school" ground yesterday, I walked out of my car, just roamed on the ground like a dog, I re-collected the matches I played their with my friends, I still remember the incident where my team carried me on their shoulders after me winning the match for my team by smashing a six in the last ball, I told myself - "gone are those days ...", still people are playing cricket in that same ground and there will be another satish who will be begging around to get a chance to play.

Summer holidays during my school days were always creative, I used to draw, I used to sing, I used to write stories and drama's, may be those were the times I discovered a lot about me, as I grow up, those creative thinking helped me a lot in winning lots of hearts. I proved my so called singing skills at the film industry for a while and all those would be because of the songs that I used to sing when I was young. When I staged my first humour skit in Narada Gana Sabha for Humour Club, where personalities like S.Ve.Sheker, Crazy Mohan, Mouli, Kaathaadi Ramamoorthy who were veterans in humour, I was actually jittery to start, but as the drama unfolded, I gained confidence and I won the "Best Humourist of the Year" award, again those summer holidays gave me the time to dig out my talents. Apparently that show happened during one hot summer day in 2002. Summer has always left sweet memories in my life, apart from the examination fear I used to have. I once believed that "Pulliar Chuzhi" alone in the answer paper would make me pass, coz no one can fail GOD. :)))). I did not stop there, I drew a full blown "Pullaiyaar" in the first page and that answer paper was not given to me, as my class teacher liked it a lot, she took it with her after putting 10 marks for that, though I did not answer any other question in that question paper

Well, It wont be nice if I finish this post without telling you the story behind that raw mango. Myself and my mom used to go to her dad's place which used to be in Alwarpet, that is a very big house inside "Venus Colony" and currently that is the house where director Maniratnam lives. There is one samaajam opp to my grandpa's house and it is called "Aastrika Samaajam" where lots of music concerts used to happen, during off season time, that samajam will be completely empty and there used to be a mango tree inside that samaajam, me being a mango crazy fellow, I used to slip through the watching eyes of my thaathaa and then escape to that samaajam, all these happened when I was 6 years old. That samaajam has a watchman and he lives there with his family. He had one daughter by name Indira, everyday she used to collect mangos for me and we both used to go under the dais and then eat it, this actually continued all thru summer where my mom used to take me there once in 2 days. She was very affectionate with me, and manytimes I had lunch at their place, and that is the first time in my life where I tasted boiled egg. I dont know what to call about that relationship, but my heart used to feel heavy whenever I used to miss her. I would be waiting to see her every time I go there and all our meetings were so special. How many "sweet nothings" we would have discussed under that dais. Actually more than the taste of Mangos, its the time that I will spend with Indira facinated me a lot. I dont want to define that relationship now, coz that is a very pure relationship which cannot be named.

After writing this blog ... I am feeling a extremely nostalgic ... I know I cannot rewind my life to that phase of my life ...

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Mylapore "Thaer"

Times may change and everything around you may completely disappear, but certain traditions are always maintained and they are the only hope for us to assure the fact that, something’s cannot be changed in life. I am talking about this specific festival that happens in Myalapore Arulmigu Kabaleeswarar Temple, the "Panguni Peruvizha". I being a hardcore Mylaporean, I always wanted to be in town to see this festival, but owing to my professional schedule, I just could not make it to this festival for almost 5 years, but this time, me being in INDIA, I wanted to take a day off and attend this great occasion.



I was born and brought up in this traditional place of Chennai and as you all know how a typical Brahmin Iyer would be called in colleges or schools, yes "Thair Saadham" and I am proud to be a part of that "Thair Saadham" community. I was always attracted towards this festival just because of this "Thaer", the way that mammoth structure is built and the way in which the entire Mylapore comes to pull that is something that fascinates me all the time, when I was young, say may be 24 or 25, I used to be a part of that "Thaer" pulling gang, though I am not masculine built, but I had that energy to pull it along with the other folks, the principle is simple, you get this crazy satisfaction, that you pulled this mammoth structure, but in reality you will just be a part to that humongous force.

This festival always happens during the start of peak summer and you will generally sweat like pig, imagine how you will be when you have to pull that big structure which is made up of just wood and iron. The wheels of this thaer will be of at least 10 foot in dia, and the "Vadam" (That's the thread people used to pull that structure) is completely made of "Coconut Strings" and that will be of 1 foot dia in thickness. The beautiful part of pulling this "thaer" is when people who are witnessing this great act from their terrace would pour buckets and buckets of water on you, and the people who are pulling that will actually ask for pouring water on them as their body would have been heated by the contraction of muscles inside their body. The feeling that you will get when they pour that chill water on you is beyond words for me to explain.

All the four mada streets will be jam packed on this day and there will be freebies which will be distributed all over the place, you can see people distributing Butter Milk, Pongal, Bisibelaa Bath, Curd Rice, Paanagam etc etc. People from all walks of life will meticulously stand in that queue and will get that, it’s not the factor of who is rich or who is poor, it’s just the fact of togetherness and unity. If you happen to see the coordination that the folks will exhibit in pulling that thaer, you will be stunned. Those folks will not be IIM's or IIT's or Project Managers from IT industry, but their coordination will be far beyond excellence, and I bet you folks, an IIM or an IITian or a Project Manager can never do this with ease as the way these folks do, it comes out of sheer experience.

This festival always brings in nostalgic memories for me. During my school days my granny used to carry me on her hip and then take me to this festival, even today I went along with my granny who is now 86 years old, but this time, I took care of her and showed her the "thaer" she might have lost her vision a bit, but still she wanted to see the thaer with that blurred vision. Again, I don’t think the next generations will see such granny's who have this tremendous experience and who guides folks like me; I am truly blessed in that way. I am so happy that I could make it for this grand show, and I will eagerly wait for the same time to come next year and if GOD blessed, I will come again and see that with my Granny

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Apr 4, 2009

கல்யாணமோ கல்யாணம் ...

"இந்த கட்டுரையில் வரும் சம்பவங்களும், வசனங்களும் வாசகர்களின் நிஜ வாழ்கையோடு ஒத்து இருந்தால், அது தற்செயலே. அதற்க்கு நானோ அல்லது என் வலை தளமோ பொறுப்பல்ல ... " என்ன டா பில்டப் பலமா இருக்கே நு பார்கறீங்களா ? இந்த கட்டுரைய படிங்க, அப்புறம் புரியும் ... நீங்களே சொல்லுவீங்க ... "Same Blood" நு ...

நம்ப சமுதாயத்துல கல்யாணம்ங்கற விஷயம் மட்டும் ரொம்பவே காம்ப்ளிகேட் பண்ணிடான்களோ நு யோசிக்கறேன், அதுவும் குறிப்பா எங்கள மாதிரி "Brahmin - IYER" கம்யூனிடி ல அது ரொம்பவே வாஸ்தவமான ஒரு விஷயம். இந்த கட்டுரைய படிக்கற நீங்க இது என் வாழ்க்கைய பத்தின விஷயம் தான் நு நினைசீங்கன்னா அது தப்பு, இது பொதுவா எல்லாரோட வாழ்க்கையிலும் நடக்கற விஷயம் தான், அதையே கொஞ்சம் காமெடியா சொல்லணும் ஆசை படறேன், அவ்வளவுதான். வாங்க கல்யாணம் ஆகாத ஒரு பையனோட (ஐயர் பையனோட) வீடு எப்படி இருக்கும் நு காட்டறேன் ...

தாத்தா, பாட்டி, அப்பா, அம்மா எல்லாரும் மும்முரமா ஏதோ ஒரு ஜாதகத்த பார்த்துகிட்டு இருக்காங்க ...

ஏண்டி ... இந்த பொண்ணோட ஜாதகம் 2002 ல ஏ நமக்கு வந்துது ல ? இன்னுமா இந்த பொண்ணுக்கு கல்யாணம் ஆகல ?

ஆமாம் உங்க பையனுக்கு மட்டும் 5 கல்யாணம் ஆய்டுத்து பாருங்கோ, வாய மூடிண்டு அந்த பொண்ணுக்கு என்ன நக்ஷத்திரம் நு சொல்லுங்கோ.

ஹ்ம்ம், பூராடம் நு போட்டுருக்கு டி ... அதுவும் எட்டாம் பாதம் ...

அம்மா, நம்ப சேகருக்கு பூராடம் ஒத்து போகுமா நு அந்த சார்ட்ட பார்த்து சொல்லுங்கோ ?

பாட்டி உடனே, அவாளோட பூத கண்ணாடிய வெச்சுண்டு அந்த சார்ட்ட பாக்கறா ...

பூராடம் 3, 5, 6 ஆம் பாதம் மட்டும் தான் டா சேரும், இது சேராது ...

சரி விடு, இந்த பொண்ணு இல்லாட்டி நம்ப கொழந்தைக்கு வேற பொண்ணே கிடைக்க மாட்டாளா (கவனிக்கவும், இங்கு குழந்தையின் வயது 32)

ம்ஹ்ம்ம், இப்படி சொல்லி சொல்லியே 8 வருஷமா பொண்ணு தேடிண்டு இருக்கோம்

உடனே ஒரு போன் கால் வருது ...

ஹல்லோ, நாங்க தாம்பரம் லேர்ந்து பேசறோம், உங்க பையனோட ad ஹிண்டு ல பார்த்தோம், மேற்கொண்டு பேசலாம் நு போன் பண்ணினோம், உங்காத்து பையனுக்கு இன்னும் செட்டில் ஆகலையே ?

இல்ல இல்ல, அதெல்லாம் ஆகாது ... ஐ யாம் சாரி, அதெல்லாம் ஆகல. என் பையனோட ad தான் ஹிண்டு ல 5 வருஷமா வந்துண்டே இருக்கே, ஹிண்டு வே "தொடரும் ..." நு தானே போடறா ... நீங்க சொல்லுங்கோ ...

என் பொண்ணு BE படிச்சுருக்கா, சென்னை ல பேங்க் ல மானேஜேர் ஆ வொர்க் பண்ணறா, உங்க பையன் என்ன பண்ணறான் ?

என் பையன் பெங்களூர் ல சாப்ட்வேர் கம்பெனி ல மானேஜேர் ஆ வொர்க் பண்ணறான், அவனுக்கு கீழ 300 பேர் வேலை செய்யறா (ஆமாம், பையன் 2nd floor ல இருக்கான், அவனுக்கு கீழ 1st floor இருக்கு அதுல 300 பேர் வேலை செய்யத்தானே செய்வாங்க)

உங்க பொண்ணோட நக்ஷத்திரம் என்ன ?

என் பொண்ணோட நக்ஷத்திரம் அனுஷம்

அனுஷமா ... எத்தனாவது பாதம் ? (அவன் அவனுக்கு பொண்ணு கிடைக்கறதே கஷ்டம், இதுல எத்தனாவது பாதம் .... பக்கத்தாத்து பூதம் நு பேசிண்டு இருந்தா, வெளங்கிடும் ...)

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உங்க பையனோட நக்ஷத்திரம் என்ன ?

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உங்க பையனோட போட்டோ எங்கயாவது அப்லோட் பண்ணிருக்கேளா ?

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அதுக்கு நு மரம் மரமா உங்க பொண்ண தேட முடியுமா ? நீங்களும் எங்கயாவது அப்லோட் பண்ணிருக்கேளா ? இப்படி தான் போன வாரம் ஒரு மாமி அவாளோட பொண்ணு ஜம்முனு இருப்பா நு போட்டோ லிங்க் அனுப்பினா, பொண்ணு ஆனா கும்முன்னு இருந்தா, போட்டோ டவுன்லோட் ஆரத்துகே லேட் ஆச்சு நா பார்த்துகோங்களேன்

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நாங்க எங்க ஜோசியர் கிட்ட ஜாதகத்த காமிச்சுட்டு பொருந்திருந்துது நா, நம்ப மேற்க்கொண்டு பேசுவோம்.

எல்லாருக்கும் சொல்லற அதே பதில சொல்லிட்டு போன்ந வெச்சுட்டார்.

என்னண்ணா சொன்ன ? ஏதாவது தேறுமா ? ஊருல எல்லாருக்கும் கல்யாணம் ஆகறது, நம்ப சேகருக்கு மட்டும் தள்ளிண்டே போறது, நம்ப (32 வயசு) குழந்தைக்கு என்ன குறைச்சல், ராஜாவாட்டுமா இருக்கான்.

ஆமாம், கிரீடமும், வாளும் குடுத்து, VGP வாசல் ல நிக்க வெச்சா, ராஜா மாதிரி தான் இருப்பான்.

இப்படி தான் எல்லா வரணும் தட்டிண்டே போறது, பகவான் என்னிக்கு தான் கண்ணா தொரப்பாரோ.

அடி போடி இவளே, போன வாரம் பழைய பேப்பர் போடறச்சே அந்த ஆள் என்ன தெரியுமா சொல்லறான் ? என்ன சார் நீயும் அஞ்சு வருஷமா உன் புள்ளைக்கு பொண்ணு தேடற, நீ தூக்கி போட்ட ஜாதகத்த வெச்சு நானே ஒரு "ஜோதிட நிலையம்" ஆரம்பிசுருக்கலாம் போலருக்கே நு கிண்டல் பண்ணறான், இது போறாது நு, நம்ப பையனோட ஜாதகத்த பெரிய சைஸ் ல ப்ளோ அப் பண்ணி அவன் கடை வாசல் ல மாட்டடுமா நு வேற கேட்கறான்.

ஏன்னா, நீங்க அந்த ஜாதக file ல, முன்னாடி ஒரு பெரிய புள்ளையார் சுழி போட்டுருக்கேளே, நாளாக நாளாக அது என் கண்ணுக்கு பெரிய நாமம் மாதிரி தெரியுது நா.

உன் கண்ணுக்கும் நாமம் மாதிரி தான் தெரியறதா, என் கண்ணுக்கும் அப்படி தான் தெரியறது, சரி விடு, ஆண்டவன் பார்த்துப்பான்...

என்ன மக்களே, படிச்சு நல்லா சிரிசீங்களா ? இது தான் மக்களே எல்லா வீட்டுலையும் நடக்கற கூத்து. அவங்க பையனுக்கோ, பொண்ணுக்கோ கல்யாணம் ஆகலையேங்கற குறை எல்லார் வீட்டுலையும் இருக்கு. சில பேர் வீட்டுல psycho வா கூட மாறிடறாங்க. இப்போ அவங்க வீட்டுக்கு யாராவது பத்திரிகை குடுக்க வந்தாலே, ஏதோ எழவுக்கு வந்து கூபடாரா மாதிரி மூஞ்சிய தூக்கி வெச்சுப்பாங்க. "உனக்கெல்லாம் கல்யாணம் ஆறது பாவம் என் குழந்தைக்கு (வயசு 32) ஆகா மாட்டேங்கறதே நு பேரு மூச்சு வேற விடுவாங்க .

இந்த கூத்துல நல்லா என்ஜாய் பண்ணறது யாரு தெரியுமோ ? இந்த ஜோசிய காரங்க தான். நீங்க மட்டும் அவங்க கிட்ட ஒரு ஜாதகத்த காமிச்சு பொருத்தம் பார்க்க சொல்லுங்க, மவனே, இல்லாத டகால்ட்டி விடுவாங்க, என்னமோ அவன் சொல்ல போற வார்த்தை ல தான் என் வாழ்கையே அடங்கிருக்கரா மாதிரி. எட்டுல சனி பார்க்கிறான், ஒம்போதுல குரு பார்க்கிறான், ஆறுல செவ்வாயும் புதனும் கிராஸ் பண்ணறான், அது இது நு சீன போட்டு தள்ளுவாங்க.

இது போதாது நு, புது trendaa, இந்த கோவிலுக்கு 100 நாள் எண்ணெய் ஊத்தணும், அந்த கோவிலுக்கு 50 நாள் பெட்ரோல் ஊத்தணும், அந்த சாமிய left ல 50 வாட்டி சுத்தணும், இந்த மாமியோட நைட் ல 10 நாள் சுத்தணும் நு வாய்க்கு வந்த படி பரிகாரம் சொல்லறது, அதையும் பாவம் நம்ப தாய்மார்கள் சிந்தை கலங்காம செய்வாங்க. இதெல்லாம் மாறனும், ஆனா எப்போ நு தான் தெரியல.

இவங்க TV ல பார்க்கற மெகா சீரியல் போறாது நு, இவங்களே வீட்டுல ஒரு மெகா சீரியல் ஓட்டுவாங்க, அது ரொம்பவே சோகமா இருக்கும். ரோடுல யார பார்த்தாலும், என் புள்ளைக்கு பொண்ணு பாருங்களேன், என் பொண்ணுக்கு பையன் பாருங்களேன் நு "குணா" கமல் மாதிரி சொன்னதையே திரும்ப திரும்ப சொல்லுவாங்க, அவங்கள சொல்லியும் குத்தம் இல்ல, நம்ப சொசைட்டி அவங்கள அப்படி மாத்திடுது.

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