VEERAAPU - Movie Review !!! (In my style)


Veeraapu - I just cant digest the fact that all producers and directors have taken our tamil ppl for granted - "Ivanga enna eduthaalum paarpaanga, ivanga romba nallavangadaaaaa" ngra type la they have taken this movie. The story line goes like this, A very strict father (Prakash Raj) is a mathematics "professor" for a primary school in a remote village (aamaam avaru periya raamanujan). He thinks that the entire world is revolving around MATHS (avaruku science, history, geography elaam pudukaadhu, yaenaa avaru padikala / pudikala). His son (Sundar C) is a genius in SCIENCE (avarae oru mechanical school bell kandu pudichurukaar naa paarungalaen!!!) he invents radio (nalla velai marconi ku indha vishayam innum teriyaadhu), battery, watch (adhuvum eppadi, urula kezhangula iyaa watch ooda vekaraarr la!!!!) and his entire village is praising that Sundar C is a genius, but unfortunately our HERO is ZERO in maths, which his father does not like, so oru naal kovathula he breaks all his son's "INVENTIONS" (Goiyaalae, oorula elaarum kandu puduichadhuku apporam ivaru kandu pudipaaraam, adhu invention aam).

HERO's father is scolding his SCIENTIST son, "see, our neighbor prabhu has got 100/100 in maths and what you have got is just 40/100, you go and drink his urine" (vaathiyaar pulla makku!!!). Our hero immediately goes to prabhu's house and asks him how much mark he has got in maths, he says 100, then comes the most scary scene in the movie (I am not talking about HEROINE introduction scene), our HERO says to prabhu "Inda kaiyaala thaanae daa nee exam ezhudhi 100 mark vaangina, adhunalaa thaanae da enga appa enna adikaraaru, inimae nee exam ae ezhudha koodaadhu" after such a lengthy dialogue our hero stabs prabhu's hand with a COMPASS, and you know what unfortunately that guy dies :-((( (the entire theater is weeping now, andha scene kaaga illa, poyumpoyum indha padatha paarka vechutanae aandavan nu azharaanga)

Prakash Raj drags his son by his shirt and puts him into jail and tells the inspector "Inspector, idhuvaraikum en paiyana onnum panaadheenga nu sollara appa va thaan neenga paarthurupeenga, ippo naa sollaraen, en paiyana enna venumnaalum pannunga, avan thirundhanum, nalla maths podanum" (Avar kammbi ennara maths pathi thaan sollaraaru). Our HERO takes a wow here, that he will never go to school again in life as he does not want to work mathematics, so he decided to become a ROWDY (maths varaati ivaru ROWDY aaiduvaaraam, yaen naa maths mela avalo kovam). Hero becomes a big rowdy in town, his father is very much ashamed of this and hero does lots of rowdyism just to frustrate his dad (paartheengalaa anniyaayatha, ivarukku maths varaadhaam, ivanga appa ivara science padika vidalayaam, adhunaala ivaru ooru makkala elaam potu saathuvaaraam, naalla irrukula tamaasu).

Here comes the turning point (adhaanga HEROINE (Gopika) introduction), once our HERO is being dragged onto the streets by police men where our hero was wearing only JETTY, there in between that mob comes gopika and immediately falls in love (hero melayaa, hero jetty melayaa nu enakku inni varaikum puriyala) and then comes a wonderful dream song with hero in jetty and heroine with a big white gown (koduma koduma nu theater ku ponaa, anga oru koduma koothu katti aadichaam). Then follows usual masala and finally comes the climax. Prakash raj has totally disowned his son and Gopika joins as a teacher in the same school where our HERO studied (irrunga naa innum suspense a sollala) and eventually she studied under Prakash Raj and she is one of his brilliant student, and the SUSPENSE is, our HERO Sundar C also studied in that same class and both were classmates.

Once there was an ANNUAL DAY function in that school and our HEROINE (who is already in love with our hero's jetty, Oh ... i am sorry HERO) is presiding over that function, there she says that our school principal (Prakash raj) will now inagurate one marvelous invention by one of that school's old student (Sundar C), our prakash raj was shocked to see that the invention was that "Mechanical Bell" (avaru yaen shock aanaar naa, andha ezhava thaan avaru eppovo pottu odachutaarae, adhu eppadi daa inga vandhudhu nu shock aaitaaru)
Folks, now only you guys should carefully read and imagine the scene in your mind, once that bell was inagurated, our heroine says to the crowd that the inventor was none other than our oor's rowdy Mr. Sundar C (Sundar C was also there in the crowd when she announced his name, eppadi nu enna ketkaadheenga, andha naara paya BADRI ya thaan ketkanum, avan yaaru nu ketkareengalaa ?? andha vendha vaayan thaan director) The entire audience stood up and gave a standing ovation to our (Rowdy) hero (idhula enna kodumanaa, andha kootathula clap adikara oru naayi, avan kannula kaneeroda clap thataraan, yaen andha naayi munna pinna belle paarthadhillayaa ???). Our hero is also in tears by now, the entire auditorium is in tears (Ada naara payaluvalaa ... pada paarka vandha naanga thaanae daa ippadi kaneer vidaum), our hero slowly comes to the BELL and touches it (flashback aam, avaru unarchi vasa pattutaaraam). Prakash Raj now realises that his son is a genius (edhu ... avaru bellu kandu pudichadhuku!!!) and finally accepts his son.

Ada edu patta payalae (Prakash Raj), ezhavu andha "invention" na nee oru 2 hours ku munaadiyae accept pannirundha naa, i would have gone home 2 hours early, also the theater buggers played a very nice trick, they closed all the doors and bolted from outside, so that nobody can escape, nalaa kuroopaa thaan yaa alayaraanga.

Hmm, i dont want to put a rating star to this movie. I will certainly not blame the director or producer of this movie, elaam enna sollanum, naayi vaala surutikitu veetula irrundhurukalaam, VEERAAPAA ponaen padathuku!!!!!

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  1. ultimate maapu, hey mothalla jeeranika mudiyaatha vishiyamae rendu paerukkum orae vayasu anna prakash raj sundar C kku appavam
    enna koduma sir ethu

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