Bucknor & Benson ...

We all know what had happened in the 2nd test match against australia, the umpires were taken to a ride and all the media wrote as if they are the only responsible people for all these mess, so here is a small imagination of what they will be talking after all these mess which happened around them

Venue: Center of the pitch in Sydney

Benson: Dei Bucknor, enna da sogamaa nadu pitch la kundha vechu nondikitiruka ?

Bucknor: Ada po Benson, naa enna mo olaga magaa thappu panninaa maadhiri ippadi siluthukaraangalae Indians, manasu thaangala da :-(

Benson: Ada vidu bucku ... idhukelaam varuthapatta aavumaa, eadho thotha kadupula potu kuduthutaanunga chinna pasanga vittutu poviyaa, adha vittutu ...

Buckor: Dei avanunga potu kuduthadha kooda naa marandhutaen daa, nethiku indha konda thalayan harbajan enna sollaraan teriyumaa night dinner saapudum boadhu :-(

Benson: Yaaru andha rasagullaa mandayanaa ? avan enna sonnan ?

Bucknor: Avan sollaraan … dei theenja mandayaa, unna moonji la cream thadavikitu vaadaa nu sonna, nee enna kannulayaa cream thadavikitu vandha ? un akkulu arikudhu naa, dressing room la poi soriya vendiyadhu thaanae naayae … nee enna daa naa pitchla irrundhukitae … appapo akkulu soriya kaiya thookidara, adhu out nu nenachukitu … naangelaam ulla poitoam nu verupetharaan da …

Benson: Ada naara paya ... appadiyaa panniputaan avan

Bucknor: Adha kooda naa mannichu vittutaen bensu ... kaalai la, uchaa poikitu irrukaen … indha dravid paya illa … dravid paya, anniyan maadhiri vesham potukitu vandhu enna ketkaraan …

Dra: “deiiiii … oru thadava thappa out kuduthaa thapaadaa …. ?“
Me: “thappu illa”
Dra: “2 thadava thappa out kuduthaa thapaa daa … ?”
Me: “thappu maadhiri thaan teriyudhu”
Dra: “3 thadava thappa out kuduthaa thapaa daa… ?”
Me: “aamaam thappu”

Dra: “Seri … 1 thadava 1 player ku thappa out kuduthaa thapaa da …”
Me: “thappu illa”
Dra: “2 thadava adhae player ku thappa out kuduthaa thapaa da …”
Me: “thappu maadhiri thaan teriyudhu …”
Dra: “thirupi thirupi adhae player ku thappu thapaavae out kudukariyae … unnaelaam kubeemkabaam pannanum daa … kubeemkabaam pannanum” appadi nu katthikitae … mayangi vizhundhutaan ….

Apporam avanae saadhaarana dravid aa maari …

“hey dude … I know mistakes tend to happen like this in a match, so don worry, I did not take this seriously …” nu plate a ultaa pannitu poitaan maapla… andha naayi kittaerndhu thappichu vandhadhu perum paadaa pooduchu …

Benson: Cha ... ketkavae manasu kashtamaa irrukudhu paa ....

Bucknor: Yaen daa sotta naayae .... nee kooda thaan ponting pecha ketu oruthana out kuduthaa, unna chumaa vaa vitaanunga ?

Benson: Ada nee vera bucku, indha ganguly paya torture thaangaama thaan naa veliya oodi vandhaen …

Bucknor: Hmmm, enna aachu ?

Benson: adhu yaen ponting pecha kettu out kudutheenga, ponting oada amma va keteengalaa ? ponting oada appa va keteengalaa ? adhu stadium la utkaarndhukitu irrundha naaya keteengalaa nu loosu maadhiri olarikitu irrukaan. Enna enga paarthaalum, “yaen, yaen, yaen enakku mattum ponting a ketu out kudutheenga, enaala thaanga mudiyala, manasu valikudhu” nu S J Surya kanakaa feelings vidaraan …

Bucknor: hahahaha, appadi, unnayum pudichu vaatitaangalaa, ippo thaan sandhoshamaa irruku

Ivanga rendu perum pesikitu irrukaradha paarthutu, Harbajan “summersaalt” adichu dround ulla oodi varaaru, adha paartha gili la “dei … rasagullaa mandaya, ground la govindhaa potukitu oodi vaaraan doi … sangatha kalaika vendiyadhu thaan” nu es aagaraanga.