Why this Kolaveri Series ...

With the kind of beating our boys get at the hand of Aussies, I think this is what Dhoni would sing after the end of this "Kolaveri Series ...". Based on the lyrics and tune of the recently famous viral song "Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di ..." I have formed this lyrics for Dhoni.

Yo boys,
I am playing series, soup series, flop series,
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Clarke.
Distancula ball-u ball-u,
ball-u color-u red-u.

Siddle color-u white-u white-u,
Hilfenhaus romba height-u.
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Clarke.

Weak-u form-u boys-u boys-u,
unga form-u nice-u,
enga coach-u old-u old-u,
unga coach-u bald-u
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Clarke

maamaa bats eduthuko
appadiye kaila tickets eduthuko
pa pa paan pa pa paan pa pa paa pa pa paan
seriyaa aadu
super maama podu
wickets 1 2 3 4


Wat a change of over maamaa
ok maama, now ground change

kaila bat-u, only pace...
hand la gloves-u
kaal la pads-u
eyes-u fulla tear-u
zero score-u
edhir la yaaru
naa out aavaradha nee paar-u

pace-u pace-u
all bowlers pace-u
you broke-u my face-u
swing-u swing-u
reverse swing-u
my legs are breaking-u

this series for soup boys-u
we dont have choice-u

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Clarke
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Clarke
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Clarke
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Clarke

Flop Series ...