This Iyer is a little funny ...

I never take risk while drinking When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I stealthily enter the house Take out the bottle from my black cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame But still no one is aware of it - Becoz I never take a risk I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink Quickly enjoy one peg Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile I peep into the kitchen Wife is cutting potatoes No one is aware of what I did - Becoz I never take a risk I: Any news on Iyer's daughter's marriage Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out for her I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle I take out the glass from the old rack above sink Quickly enjoy one peg Wash the bottle and keep it in th...

About Me One more average indian who likes Rajinikanth, Sachin Tendulkar, Illayaraja, Mani Rathnam, and of course all beautiful Heroins ;-). Loves to cook, eat and sleep. Write JOKES, Stories and Blog ... Blog ... and Blog more. Loves to talk (yes, i talk non-stop), Playing Pranks but will make sure that i dont harm anybody's feelings. Dream a lot, and lives in my own imaginary world. FRIEND's are my WORLD and i just can't live without them. I am so blessed to have such an affectionate friend circle. I would want everyone around me to be happy and the selfish reason for that is, I can be happy only if my environment is happy :) Passions: Writing and Creative Thinking. Saving all animals from humans. To be the best in whatever I do. And its Cricket, Cricket, Cricket. If I wouldnt have got typhoid during the Ranji selection, probably I would have been auctioned at IPL now :-(. Playing that game is more than a passion to me, but currently out of sorts in all the departments...